What is the craziest thing u have ever thought of?!?

I want to know if i am the only crazy, insane, not exactly right in the head, heart stopping, street crossing, tube top wearing, platypus owning, mocha sipping, penguin loving, candle sniffing, insane asylum owning, soda slurping, nutella eating, comic reading, saxaphone playing, hysterically laughing, mind blowing, intimidating, shadow stalking, yellow craving, duck waddling, ninja to wollow on the earth.