Is a flower like a mammal?

u never know... they lay eggs 2!!! (LOOK OUT PERRY THE PLATYPUS, HERE COMES ANOTHER!!) seriously answer the question

How much power will i need to run this set up?

i have a core i72600k 16 gigs ddr3 1600 gtx 570 128gb solid state and 1 tb 7200rpm hdd. im thinking about buying a 750watt power supply. is 750 going to run my system?

Hemorrhoids...PLEASE HELP ME :(?

i have found out that i have hemorrhoids. which i didnt realize before now i am really suffering from pain/burning/discomfort before and after taking dump. recently i have started to bleed, due to i have been forcing it to come out quickly so i dont have to suffer anymore... can anyone tell me if its a bad thing that i am bleeding. PLEASE it would really help me if anyone can answer this. i am planning to take PREPARATION H cream. would that help??? please help me.

Anybody own a hydration bladder?

I'm thinking of buying Platypus water bladder, but I wasn't sure what capacity to get. So my question is if any of you have one, is it possible to just fill it halfway? Obviously I'm sure this is physically possible, but I mean like if a bag's compartment is too small to fit the bag when completely full, will filling it partway and then "crumpling" it a little bit to fit still work, or do you think it would mess up the flow at all?

13in Macbook Pro 2.3ghz or 2.7ghz?

IMPORTANT: Both the 2.3 and the 2.7 come as base models with 4 gigs of memory..Would it make sense to upgrade the memory to 8 gigs? I want a fast laptop... but is it worth it to upgrade to the 2.7 if I would just end up getting the 4 gig memory one? I'm thinking about getting the 2.3 with upgraded memory to 8 gigs.. idk how much of an effect the the memory has on the speed.

I have a bell satelite and am trying to split the signal to two receivers?

I have a splitter i am using it said on the box that it is a 2.4 gigs but the problem is that both recievers are HD. is it possible that that still isn't a big enough splitter?

How do you wirte a really good research paper?

I need to write a research paper on the Platypus. And I have all my information I need but Idk how to write a research paper and make it interesting enough to make readers wanna keep reading. Also, I'm not sure how to write each paragraph and where to put things that make the paper flow together. Yeaaa. It's kinda hard to explain. But please help me if you can ?? I need any input I can get.

What kind of stuff is Shrek's vest made of?

Am I the only one who wonders what that nappy vest the character Shrek sports around in is made of? All I can think of is giant beaver-tail or platypus skin. I would think people in to ancient costumes might have an idea.

Why do some mammals lay eggs?

What reason would echidnas and platypuses have to lay eggs? What do they gain from this? Would you say this is a physiological adaptation?

I have a chicken 1 1/2 yrs. Sick?

Her hindend is out like hemorrhoids...she has yellow discharge...I have had her out all day ..When I went to put her out side with the others, they pecked and didn't want her around...so I know she is sick but what do I do now?

How can I get rid of my early-hemorrhoids?

Resist the itch. Don't scratch itchy hemorrhoids. Scratching can spread infection. Try the witch hazel, or try to limit what you eat. Diet can play a part in how much hemorrhoids itch. Certain foods like coffee, beer, cola and some strong spices can irritate bowels as they pass through.

Trade in old PS3 for a new one?

i have one of the old 37 gig ps3's and its starting to get extremely slow and it has barely any memory left on it, i was wondering if i could trade it in along with a few games and get either a free 160 gig one or maybe only have to pay like 50 bucks for the new one. Can i do this? I was thinking of taking it into either Best Buy or EB games (Gamestop)

Should i get an ipad 2 even though i have an ipod touch 4g?

Is the ipad 2 worth it because if i decide to get it i have to give my ipod to my sister and it has 32 gigs while the ipad im getting will probably get less memory cuz of high price. I was also wondering if you could type up reports and print them on a computer because i want it to be a replacement for a laptop.

Are platypuses a hybrid duck/beaver?

I don't mean literally, I know that they are an animal in their own right? But for all intents and purposes, if a hybrid of the two was possible, would a platypus be just that?

I was wondering... am I in a clique?

You know, being in a cliique just means you hang out with people who have common interests, views, purposes, patterns of behavior, or ethnicity. Almost every group has at least one of these in common, so probably, but don't worry about it. People who think cliques mean snotty, stuck-up popular girls watch too many movies. :P

If I’m hemorrhoid sufferer #2 in a TV commercial - Do I get a royalty check every time my anguished face...?

I don't bother to collect my checks after the IRS insisted that I write "Flaming asshole" under occupation on my tax returns.

Will this run dragon age 2?

Yep, not sure how well though since the 6540 (6450?) isn't much of a gaming card. Probably on low-ish

My Ears!!! Need some advice about what to do?

I don't know why someone would say their biggest worry is hearing damage and tinnitus and then go into a place where the music is so loud you can't hear the person next to you, it just flies in the face of reason you would do one if you were worried about the other.

Hemorrhoid bleeding just once?

So three days ago i noticed that i have gotten a hemorrhoid and just a day before that i found blood on the toilet paper. But that only happened once and after that i haven't bled from my anus so should i go see a doctor or do you think i'm fine?

HDD regenerator does it usually take like over 400 hours?

Hi im triying to fix my HDD with 596 gig Samsung HM64 ising HDD regenerator v2011. I was hoping i had bad sectors because i just bought my laptop and when i do the chkdsk i get alot of unreadable fragments. So im scanning and it moves .1 percent every like 15 to 20 minutes. I want to know if it is normal for this software to scan this slow. Thank you.

Need a data burning program that works on XP?

I have a few dvd's I need to burn my backed up dvd files and a bunch of raw video footage about 3.9 gigs each. I tried to download a trial of Nero's new burning software to find it won't work on XP. Any ideas?

I want to know how to get rid of an internal hemorrhoid.?

I am 17 years old and the hemorrhoid came after I had a large bowel movement in December. I didn't do anything about it until now. I'm trying to cure it with hemorrhoidal cream with aloe. It's helping with the itching and the bleeding, but not much with the swelling. It's not reducing the hemorrhoid. So, should I stop the use of using the cream altogether and let a doctor take a look at it and get it removed with surgery. Also, I'm scared of the fact to tell my parents because since it has to deal with the anus, they'll think that I've been having anal sex. Please help me?!?

How much will gamestop give for a 60 gig ps3?

I have a 60 gig ps3 and its fully functional. How much do you think gamestop will give because I want to buy a new slim model.

Pain during bowel movement, rectal bleeding and lump near anus...what could this be?

The past few times that I've gone to the bathroom, it's been painful. The last time I went to the bathroom, there was blood on the tissue. It was only a little bit and it was a light pink color. Today I felt a small lump right next to the hole. Could this be hemorrhoids? Or something else? What should I do to fix it?

Hemorrhoids/Piles ?...?

It doesn't sound 'normal' to still be bleeding from your rectum. If the piles have gone, and the pain and bleeding continue, it needs further investigating. I had what was considered 'gastroenteritis' three years ago, it turned out I have Crohn's disease, an inflammatory bowel condition, that cannot be seen with the naked eye. One of the symptoms is bleeding from the rectum, Ulcerative Colitis, another inflammatory bowel condition is very similar in symptoms. Sometimes doctors get it wrong, they did with me. I think I'd insist on getting referred to a gastroenerologist knowing what I know now, as it's worth getting checked out x

Can you help me put together a Game Raping desktop?

I have $1,500 to put together a gaming desktop. I want it to have atleast i5 2500k quad unlocked, if not an i7 2600k. Atleast 8-12 gigs of ram, 500G-1TB hard drive space. I also want a 1.5-2 gig video card, isnt 1 gig too small? Oh and Dual video card would be nice. Maybe a 6 core mother board.

Hemorrhoids/Piles, doctors not interested?...?

Speak to an NHS direct help line. They take you seriously, unlike most doctors who just want to get rid of you.

How Much can I sell my 360 for?

I have 31 games ranging from 06-10. 2 white controllers. The 360 is white. I have a hard drive not for sure how many gigs maybe 8. I have original box and all wires except for headset. I'm not looking to sell it on tha internet. How much should I sell it to a potential buyer? And how much would gamestop give me?

My one of the friends got hemorrhoids. in how many days it can be cured in home? will u guyz suggest some tips?

...there is NO "home" cure for Hemorrhoids ! ...get an appointment with a Proctologist (a 'butt-hole' Doctor !)

Hanging air freshener on my guitar?

Hi everyone, Im a guitar player, I do alot of gigs and my guitar and case often end up smelling quite sweaty and like the surroundings I play in. Would hanging one of those leaf air fresheners from a tuning peg be a good idea?

How can I stop smelling bad? ?

my sister ahd the same problem. you need to see your family doctor and what they will prescibe is some special deodorant because of your skin something is different with your skin which is why you have to use a certain type of deodorant. it is very expensive though

Infamous wont install ps3?

That sucks dude! I downloaded infamous and installed just fine. Maybe contact Sony PSN customer support. Good luck

Computer Freezes in Team Fortress 2?

Whenever i try to play Team fortress 2 or Fable 3 my computer randomly freezes in the middle of the game. i have to alt tab back to desktop and click the game icon again to get it working. even after that it still continues to do that. Sometimes it will wait awhile before it freezes and sometimes it will freeze instantly right when i get back from having it freeze. It continues to do this throughout the entire game. I have a dual core processor and windows 7 32 bit. my graphics card is a Geforce GTS 450. I recently just had a 1 tb hardrive put in and also 6 gigs of ram. I also noticed that whenever i bring up something like a game or sometimes even internet explorer that my new hard drive makes a weird noise. Please help.

Upgrading From a 5770 HD please help!!!!?

First off im runnin intel i7 860 2.88 GHZ (3.60 turbo boost) motherboard is an intel H57. 8 Gigs of ram, 500 Watt power supply 1 terabyte harddrive. Now i want to upgrade from my 5770 without having to upgrade the power supply. so 500 watts is max. It has to be Dx11. Now i run games at 1280x720. NEVER any higher. I want a card (preferably AMD , ATI) that will do dx 11, tessalation all that. Crysis 2 maxed out to ultra. but in 1280 by 720. I dont really want to spend 300. the highest iv got so far is 6950HD. but at these reasloutions is there somthing cheaper that would do just as well? PLEASE HELP?

Can I get in trouble for a fake pet application? Top Points!?

No trouble except your conscience for wasting the time and resources of hard working people who love animals and try to save them. Glad you saw the errors of your ways. Send $5 each to the charity and thank them for their work

I LOVE PHINEAS N FERRRRB!!!?

I LLLOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVE IT!!!!!!!!!! and stop writing short forms cause some people might not understand.

Hemorrhoid help!!!!!?

Im an 18 year old girl and So a few months ago I got a hemorrhoid and i wasn't sure why but looked it up and realized it was cause I had just started lifting weights so I stopped cause i was paranoid and it went away and I stopped working out. So I just recently started working out again and lifting weights and I got another one. Not as big as the first one but what should I do? Are they gonna keep coming back as soon as I start lifting weights? Help

Xbox 4gb + 8gb Flash Drive enough?

I'm buying the new Xbox slim and the only models are 4gb and 250gb. I think 250 gig is more than what i need. I'm wanna buy the 4gb model and get the 8gb flash drive so is that enough? I'm not doing much, i'm just playing sport games and going on live. Thanks for looking

My Ears!!! Need some advice about what to do?

To be honest, I'm not positive. I used to ride in the car with a friend and he would BLAST the music so loud, our bodies would vibrate. Yep, litarely vibrate. I had ringing ears. The next day I felt like I had to talk louder. Good luck.

Hemorrhoids/Piles ?...?

You need to change your diet, get more fibre in your diet and wash the hemeroids in the morning and before you go to bed with soap and water. Normally they take two weeks to clear.

Why do all my valve games have updates every other day?

each time each game has a 100mb+ download. are all these adding up somewhere? I barely play some of the games and I'm getting a gig of updates monthly.

How long do hemorrhoids typically last?

I've had them for about a month now. My doctor presribed me some anusol cream, and it disappears, but then again when I have a large bowel movement, it recurs and starts bleeding, feels irritated as well. Hoping it's not a problem worse than that, but can't believe it's been going on this long. Please no jokes, I don't feel good about this..thanks. I'm waiting for this to clear up so I can do more testing, fecal occult tests, to see if there's blood in my stool for colo-rectal cancer but waiting for what seems to be hemorrhoids to clear up so I won't get false readings.

Am I Being Used Or Over-Emotional? Please help!!!?

Ok so I play the guitar. Stacy (this isn't her real name) whom I was friends with and Beth (isn't her real name either) started to hang out with me towards the time of talent show auditions. I've tried hanging out with them b4 but I felt like they left me out too much. We became best friends and did everything together! But then they got mad at my other friend, Jess (I'm just gonna change all these names) for a reason I thought was stupid. They started texted her mean things and sadly I got into it too. We acted like we where the victims but deep down inside I agreed with Jess. I felt guitly so I texted her that I was sorry and I felt pressured into being mean and stuff like that but Stacy and Beth would get mad every time I talked to her nicely. I still feel guilty! But we formed this musical group for this talent show. I had a blast practicing but I got aggravated when they yell at me if I don't sing/play guitar right. So we got some gigs after the talent show then auditioned for a tv show. After that they don't even talk to me. (Present Time) At basketball practice I asked a close friend their opinion on the situation and they said Beth and Stacy hang out all the time at a lot of places! Stacy won't even text me back! I don't know what to do! I want to quit this musical group but I feel like I'll just cause more drama! What do I do???

Blood in stool. Should I Be Worried?

For a while now, I have had somewhat painful bowel movements. They are not usually painful until the point where it is almost about to exit. After the movement, as I begin to wipe, I notice either a little of a lot of blood on the toilet paper. There is rarely blood on the stool itself, but sometimes there is. The blood usually goes a way after a few wipes, but the wipes are almost always painful on my sphincter. Could it be that I have hemorrhoids or could this be something a lot more serious? I know the question sounds silly but I am a sever hypochondriac.

What are the best drumsticks to purchase?

My girlfriend loves playing the drums, so I would love to get her a new pair of sticks for her to play with whether practicing or playing at gigs (we went to a music shop and she kind of gazed sadly at their collection that she couldn't afford :/). I'd like to know which companies make the best drum sticks because I really know nothing about them. Is there anything else I should know about purchasing drum sticks as well? Thanks!

How can I walk normally?

People make fun of the way I walk all the time, I never get what they're saying they make minor comments like "He Walks Funny/Strange" And one time one of them had the nerve to say "It looks like he got something stuck up his bum when he's walking" And I cannot understand them. But It's true ALOT of people tell me I walk strange, Is it because I'm flat footed? Sometimes I walk on my tippy toes aswell, can someone please help me or show me a method on walking normally, with FLAT feet. I mean my foot has no ARCH at all, I have the flattest feet in my whole family, sometimes my bro's/sis often call me .. whale feet or platypus feet, or boat feet, which I find rather funny and not disturbing at all because they are my family. But no one outside of my home knows I have such flat feet, is this the cause of my funny walking by the way?

Applying hemorrhoid cream question?

I keep hearing that people should use gloves to apply the cream to your anal area. But lately I've been using just my bare fingers, and I'm wondering if that's anything bad? Or can I just continue using my fingers?

Thorpe Park or Arctic Monkeys?

Free tickets to an Arctic Monkeys gig or go to Thorpe Park? This is literally the hardest decision I have ever had to make, which is why I turn to you, people of Yahoo! Answers.

Why do platypuses gather tree roots?

well im doing a report about playtpuses and i heard they gather tree roots but never figured out why so anyone know? :)

How do you know if you have hemorrhoids?

Hemorrhoids may itch and sting and bleed, and are common if you wipe the area too much/too hard, or have constipation and/or strenuous/hard bowel movements, or like if you have diarrhea because of constant wiping, and factors like older age can make it more common that being said anyone can get it older people are just more at risk because skin looses strength and becomes thinner with age. Ways to prevent/treat it are, use wet wipes when possible/as needed instead of toilet paper to minimize irritation if you are prone to having hemorrhoids or if you have diarrhea or problems passing stools, keep the area clean and dry and if you have hemorrhoids use a topical gel, wipe or ointment for that as directed.

What is the plural for platypus?

There is no agreed upon plural, but I have usually heard the plural as 'platypi'. There is also no agreed plural for mongoose

Is it true that guys have less respect for girls who dress in revealing clothes?

I dress quite conservatively for this reason but sometimes I find it isn't true. I've just gone to a gig and my friends were performing, they're an all girl band and they were all wearing tight and revealing clothing and loads of guys were gauping at them and were trying to talk to them. Where as I always dress conservatively and whenever I have contact with guys it's usually in a friendly way and I've never noticed them ever looking at me (in that way).

How do HIV and HPV interact?

I am HIV poz, and in the past 6 months I am pretty sure I have been infected with HPV. I have started to develop multiple small warts in side and out side of my anus in the past 2 months, and most recently an severe pain like that of an internal hemorrhoid. How do these diseases interact in men.

It's unbearable pain!!!!!?

For the past couple weeks I thought I might have an internal hemorrhoid because at first my anus itched really bad, then it just started to hurt every time I tried to make a bm. Well I got cream and wipes hoping it would clear the problem up. But, it has only gotten worse. I can't even go to the bathroom it hurts so bad. Kind of like I'm splitting open. (This is going to be TMI) So, I took a mirror and looked and I really am split open! It's about a inch or more split leading from my anus. I'm not sure if hemorrhoids cause this but it hurts so bad I can't bare to even go to the bathroom. Is this normal? Is there anything to ease the pain? Please help! I'm sure your going to say go to the doctor, but I really find it embarrassing that my butt is split and they would have to examine me.

Why do i smell bad? please help!?

This has been going on since i was in middle school and now I am a senior in high school and I still don't know what is wrong with me. I was fairly popular in both middle school and high school but people seemed to comment on my "scent". Even close friends of mine will make obvious comments like, "it smells like a diaper!" or "who pooped their pants?" I have tried asking them if I am the one that smells and they just say no, but whenever I bring it up they seem to avoid the question and quickly change the subject. I have developed intense social anxiety due to this problem and I have tried everything to stop it including showering twice a day, wearing cologne, thoroughly washing my clothes but nothing works! I have two dogs who do smell pretty bad at times so I was thinking it could be the smell of dog or my overall house smell. I never smell anything when I sniff my clothes and armpits a good sniff either. Finally, in this past year I've been having issues with wiping after going Number 2. I wipe thoroughly and make sure there isn't anything there after I finish, but 5 minutes later it feels itchy down there and when I go back to wipe there is poo on the toilet paper. I'm not sure if this is some kind of bowel dysfunction or what. I eat a fairly healthy diet, and no I have never had anal sex and I never will...could it be hemorrhoids? Someone please help me with this issue, it's caused me to avoid friends and other social gatherings, not to mention that girls hardly ever talk to me anymore. Any insight or advice on this matter is much appreciated. Thanks again

Am I wrong hanging out with people 3 to 4 years older than me?

Well I'm 15 but all my friends are 18 and 19 and I prefer older friends because the people in my class are to immature and they like childish stuff such as Video Games and Pop Music. I'm 15 but I look about 18 or 19 and I go to the pub with my friends all the time and I have no problem getting served and I go to Heavy Metal gigs as well because heavy metal is the best form of music ever created as well as Extreme Metal. I have never been into Video Games because I'm to mature for that and I have never owned any Nintnedo's,Playstation's or Xbox's or any of that sh*t. Instead I listen to music or surf the web and I probably would of liked Video Games when I was younger but now I'm to mature for that sh*t. I also have a girlfriend who is 19 and we have had sex to and we have a good steady relationship. Am I growing up to fast?

Why Does it take forever for my PS3 to download?

Your internet connection is bad. It doesn't have to do with your router it has to do with your internet carrier like dsl or charter.

Is this an anal skin tag or a hemorrhoid?

On the edge of my anus is a fleshy nodule, sort of triangular in shape. It's not painful, doesn't bleed, isn't itchy, causes no discomfort and is the same pink colour as the rest of it. I don't think it's a hemorrhoid, so might it be a skin tag? Or might it just be a weird deformation that I have? Thanks...

Does a platypus have nipples?

My friend asked me to look this up because if you think about it, they lay eggs, so how do they feed their young? (This was totally against my will.)

My platypus discovered narnia in my closet?!?

So me and my platypus have a obsession with narnia, and everyday i go into my closet and pray that the next time i walk into it, narnia is going to be there. So like today, my platypus just waltz's in and discovers narnia, he told me all this and rubbed it into my face. Now i am like running into the back wall of my closet trying to get into narnia, im so mad at my platypus, should i kick it in the face?

But what if I have two many hemorrhoids it feels like they are blocking my bowel movement?

I'd recommend that you go to a surgeon. The procedure is actually quite simple, and is also relatively risk free.

Hemorrhoids all of a sudden at 40 weeks :/ ...?

I've had such a great pregnancy, my worst symptom being heartburn. Now all of a sudden over the last week I've become so horribly constipated, which makes no sense because I intake so much water on a daily basis and have a very high fiber diet, well anyway I noticed yesterday I've developed what seems to be a hemorrhoid. I've never had any before and have an appointment with my doctor today and plan on asking about it but I'm pretty sure that's what is it. Never having any before I don't know what the deal is with them. I know they are common in pregnancy, but what can I do for it? And now I'm worried about getting more during delivery. How long do they usually last before healing?

I think i have bowel cancer or maybe colon cancer? what do you think?

I think i have bowel or colon cancer because i have been having a really hard time going to the bathroom lately. I have been like this since nov, i started with constipation every now and then and then as the months went by it started hurting more and more to go to the restroom, i bleed bright red blood from my anus and i find it in my stool. The last 1 month have been the worst, i have had excruciating pain when i go to the restroom, i don't go to the restroom for approximately 4 to 5 days :/ which is horrible :( last friday i drank a magnesium citrate bottle and it helped me for the day, although my stool came out as diarrhea it still hurt and burned like hell!! on sunday i found a hemorrhoid and i have been putting preparation H. Since sunday i have been drinking Metamucil 2 times a day. since sat the only day i went to the restroom was on wednesday, only because i did an enema wash but even that didn't help, my stool didn't come out the way it was suppose too. I have lost a big amount of weight the past week and my appetite has dramatically reduced, my stomach always just feels uncomfortable, and is always hurting. This includes drinking lots of water and eating very healthy each day, especially eating a lot of fruits. :/ im really worried and i know i have to get it check out, but my parents don'tt always take it too seriously, it just worries me the most because im only 16 ;( so yeah i have tried everythingg from laxatives, to washes, stool softenersrs everyday, to fiber cereals and now the fiber drink but nothing is working, i really cant handel the pain anymore i cry every time. whats your guys opinion? please and thank you:)

Hemorrhoids and a yeast infection..... great?

So, over a year ago I had surgery that left me with a hemorrhoid. It seemed like they would be gone, then come back worse than ever, Now they are unbearable. 2 months ago i was put on an antibiotic that left me with the worst yeast infection ever. My doctor called in a prescription for me, and i took the one pill ( thats all there was ) and it helped for the first 3 days. I got a doctor appointment for next week. However Im only 19 and Im a little nervous for what the exam is going to be like. Also should I feel bad coming in the office with two problems... like is that allowed? Or am I going to have to go in 2 different times?

Is this an external hemorrhoid and how to get rid of it?

Probably is. Keep the area clean by bathing often. If it doesn't go away or diminish in a week or two see your doc.

Will my hemorrhoid keep coming back if i lift weights?!?

Two months ago i got a hemorrhoid from lifting weights. So I stopped. Now I got them again from starting to lift again. Are they going to keep coming back? what do i do? Can I never lift weights again? I'm an eighteen year old girl. Please help

My Zune is taking hours to erase?

Hello, my zune is taking several hours to erase.. I am using the software to erase it. It is a 120 gig Microsoft Zune. Is there anyway I can stop the erasing process? And maybe try syncing first?

Can you upgrade your ipods memory?

So my ipods home button is broken and its under warranty so im gonna return it but i was wondering if i could pay them an extra 50 bucks to upgrade to a 32 gig harddrive. Thanks

Why can't creationists recognise the platypus as an obvious, blatant "transitional species"?

I don't think anybody argues the platypus as a link between reptiles and mammals since, according to the estimates on Wikipedia, mammals have been around for 220Ma but Platipi for only 66Ma.

Blood in stool. Should I be concerned?

I am a 19 year old male and for a few months now, I have had somewhat painful bowel movements. They are not usually painful until the point where it is almost about to exit. After the movement, as I begin to wipe, I notice either a little or a lot of blood either on the toilet paper or on the actual stool. There is rarely blood on the stool itself, but sometimes there is. The blood usually goes a way after a few wipes, but the wipes are almost always painful on my sphincter. I honestly cannot remember my last peaceful bowel movement. Could it be that I have hemorrhoids or could this be something a lot more serious? I know the question sounds silly but I am a sever hypochondriac.

Constipated for two weeks. Stomach feels full?

continue with the prune juice. But make sure it's 100% prune juice/prune nectar Try maybe 2 glasses everytime u drink it. I wouldn't recommend laxatives unless a doctor approves of it.

What kind of Laptop should i get for college?

What I need is a Laptop for college with an Intel i5 or i7, at least 640gb hard drive, 4 or 6 gigs of ram, video camera and dvd burner and bluetooth. I also need it not to overheat and the battery life to last me at least 6 hours. I'd also like to get it for under $1000 and I don't want a MacBook so any suggestions and i've been looking at samsungs and lenovo a lot are those good?

I need new Ipod and Cellphone? Suggestions?

You should get a 32 gig iPhone 3GS. Plently of space, very good phone and not as expensive as an iPhone 4.

How can I walk normally?

People make fun of the way I walk all the time, I never get what they're saying they make minor comments like "He Walks Funny/Strange" And one time one of them had the nerve to say "It looks like he got something stuck up his bum when he's walking" And I cannot understand them. But It's true ALOT of people tell me I walk strange, Is it because I'm flat footed? Sometimes I walk on my tippy toes aswell, can someone please help me or show me a method on walking normally, with FLAT feet. I mean my foot has no ARCH at all, I have the flattest feet in my whole family, sometimes my bro's/sis often call me .. whale feet or platypus feet, or boat feet, which I find rather funny and not disturbing at all because they are my family. But no one outside of my home knows I have such flat feet, is this the cause of my funny walking by the way?

Why are PS3's so expensive?

I got a PS3 a few days ago, I got a 160 gig slim used for $270. Why is it so expensive even though I got it used? Then the games are kind of expensive too, I got 12 games for it as well for a little over $300. Some of the games I got were used too. Why is this all so expensive?

Hemorrhoids??? Please help?

So about a year ago I had a surgery on my foot, that left me in bed for a good 3 weeks. When I finally got out of my bed I noticed that my butt itched a lot! I kinda ignored it but its lasted over a year and now it almost unbearable. After reading about hemorrhoid im pretty sure thats the problem. I examined and It looks like I have 2,... I v used creams, tucks,suppositories, ect... everything you can get over the counter. I dont like creams or gels because it seems like they never dry...anytime there is any moisture down there i feel this burning itching.... its unbearable sometimes. I eat plenty of fiber, and have a normal stool. Im not sure what to do. I dont want to go to the doctor. I called in seeing if they could just send in a prescription for me, and they want me to come in. What can I do from home?

Hermorrhoid!!! help! plzzz?

this is kinda embarrassing for me to ask & put this question out there, but i have to. I didn't care much for using the rest room every morning before, now i am suffering more painful thing ever. I have gotten piles which is Hemorrhoid...is there any home-remedies that really helps or any ointment that will help me reduce the tissue. .... is Finger Millet (Eleusine coracana) helpful to this situation, i mean is it high in fiber?

Laptop for 100$ good deal or bad?

3 gigs of ram. 2.17 ghz. 300 gigs hard-drive. intel dual core. hdmi out. is this a good deal for a laptop? im getting it for 100$ it has a few missing keys. broken hindge and touch pad don't work. getting it all fixed for free though, since I have connections to computer nerds =)

I think I have hemorrhoids?

When I go to the bathroom my poop has to come out in chunks because I guess the pain is so bad. When it comes out, I feel like it's stretching a lot and I think that's what started it. It's been like this for the past two days. Please tell me this goes away soon! I'm so embarrassed I don't want to go to the doctor for it. I wouldn't even know how to apply ointment, I never touched my anus before in my life, let alone stick a finger in it. That's an exit door only. Help!

Which is the best deal?

Number 4 because you get the receipt and it is under warranty so if anything goes wrong with it you can send it back to the store and you will receive a new one and so you wouldn't have wasted your money.

Where can I find local hardcore punk bands?

I'm looking to find local HARDCORE PUNK bands for a gig i wanna throw but im new to SoCA and im not familiar with the hardcore scene down here.

Poll- would you rather have a norwhal or a platypus as a pet and why?

prob a platypus, cause they can live on land and they have funny beaks. narwhals just look like a cross of a dolphin and a unicorn

Why can't i connect to youtube/facebook?

it's google chrome. It happens to me every day. I just end up having to reload the page a few times.

Natural Cures For Hemorrhoid - Is it Possible?

It is possible to cure hemorrhoids by following simple, yet highly effective home treatment techniques. These can help to alleviate the pain, and even prevent your condition from worsening. Let’s look at some hemorrhoids home treatment you can resort to in order to find relief.

Hemorrhoids or fissures?

i love holding in poop!! o.o so anyways i think this caused me trouble because ive noticed over the past few months that there has been small amounts of blood in my anus. no blood in poop though. what do you think it is?

How long does it take an 250 gig ps3 to restore?

I need an estimated time because my ps3 possibly has a virus from a file i put on it so hopefully restoring it helps.

How can I stop being so lazy and change that mindset.?

So I wake up everyday around 10 and go play xbox until my dad yells at me, I go work for like an hour doing a crappy job and then go play xbox until I get bored. Then I go watch tv until my mom yells at me to go outside. I go lay outside on lawn chairs and take a nap. My dad then wakes me up and tells me to go do a better job on whatever it was I was working on. I complain for a few minutes then to my dismay go do it. When that's done my parents yell at me to get a job, which I don't because I hate working and can't find a job I like. Im 16, anyway after I listen to that I go inside and play guitar for a few hours. Then my dad again comes in and gets mad I'm not working and makes me go outside and work more, all the while Im hating every second of it and taking breaks every time he's not looking. This happens almost every weekend, summer and holiday break. Every time my parents tell me to work I tell them I have plenty of money, because my band and I make a decent amount of money playing at various gigs. But every time I'm told to work I complain and hardly do the job. How can I not be lazy and actually do the work even though I hate it?

Piles...helpp plzzzz?

this is kinda embarrassing for me to ask & put this question out there, but i have to. I didn't care much for using the rest room every morning before, now i am suffering more painful thing ever. I have gotten piles which is Hemorrhoid...is there any home-remedies that really helps or any ointment that will help me reduce the tissue. .... is Finger Millet (Eleusine coracana) helpful to this situation, i mean is it high in fiber?

Ipod question????!!!!!!?

Ok, I was stupid and my ipod touch 3rd generatioin 32 gigs fell in the pool for about 5 secs. I got it out and put it in a bag of rice like I was supposed to for a day. It is still not turning on so I tried to plug it in. It still fits in the jack but when it is in it just flashes the silver ipod screen and does nothing more. What can I do to get it working again?

Unique hemorrhoids question.?

I am only 15 years old and I think that I might have an external hemerrhoid. I have heard that alcohol increases your chances of getting, but since I'm only 15 I don't drink it. But I do use rubbing alcohol on my face for acne. Please give serious answers, and if you know what I have, hemorrhoids or not, please tell me a cream, or some cure. I have no problem asking my parents for it.

TF2 has TERRIBLE FPS?

My processor is 2.2 Ghz my RAM is 4 gigs and my video card is Nvidia 8600M GT. On lowest settings for everything the FPS with no oneon screen is like 40 but when someone else gets on the screen the FPS drops to about 1-10 which is unplayable. Any tips?

Is my computer the best?

I have a 500 watt 5 channel sound system, GTX 590 intel i7 990x cpu, 2tb HD+ 200 GB SS raid 0 12 gigs of ram 1800 mhz liquid cooled full tower system, with rat9 mouse and saitek keyboard aswell as 3 screen surround setup with LED and 3d vision glasses. The best or wut?

Is it true that Prince Andrew not only has hemorrhoids but a stigmatism as well? OUCH!?

Not only does the boy have piles, but a slight cross-eyed appearance. Not very manly, I must admit!

Why is advertised hard drive size larger then actual size?

My ps3 is supposed to have a 40 gig hard drive, yet it only has 37 gigs of space. I've done some research and found that hard drive manufacturers use a different formula to calculate disk size. Why do they do this, and why isn't it false advertising?

Best camcorder for $300 or less?

Canon FS400 is Good hunting video begins while using pictures your camcorder sees, processes and records. Canon’s legendary technologies performs jointly from the FS400 to deliver the best at every single step. Canon delivers the best in normal definition video from the FS400. A Genuine Canon 41x Superior Zoom delivers unsurpassed image good quality. The 680,000 pixel CCD image sensor and Canon DIGIC DV II Image Processor captures video with vivid, intensive, lifelike detail.

How can i totally erase everything from my computer and start fresh like the day i bought it?

I have like 50 gigs of crap ive downloaded and junk and its acting up running slow, probably has viruses and other junk on it. some of the registers are bad media player wont work anymore its a freakin mess i just wanna wipe it and start fresh. Is there a way to do this without having to go out and buy another windows disk. i lost whatever disk i created when i bought it so im probably SOL there but i have backed up all of my important documents and pictures to a solid state memory storage device. any suggestions?

Hemorrhoids for 4 years not going away?

No such thing as a colonastraphy. If you mean -ostrophy, with a camera up there... Hemorrhoids don't give you constipation, but being afraid to go and holding it too long will. Take hot soaks, prep-h cream, and dulcolax to help constipation and hemorrhoids. If you want them removed, talk to your dr. Once you have a hemorrhoid, you always have a hemorrhoid, unless you have it removed. My mom just shoves them back up there, of course, she's pushing 80....

How can I walk normally?

People make fun of the way I walk all the time, I never get what they're saying they make minor comments like "He Walks Funny/Strange" And one time one of them had the nerve to say "It looks like he got something stuck up his bum when he's walking" And I cannot understand them. But It's true ALOT of people tell me I walk strange, Is it because I'm flat footed? Sometimes I walk on my tippy toes aswell, can someone please help me or show me a method on walking normally, with FLAT feet. I mean my foot has no ARCH at all, I have the flattest feet in my whole family, sometimes my bro's/sis often call me .. whale feet or platypus feet, or boat feet, which I find rather funny and not disturbing at all because they are my family. But no one outside of my home knows I have such flat feet, is this the cause of my funny walking by the way?

When creationists say "there are no transitional species/fossils" do they expect to see a half t-Rex half crow?

Their ridiculous transitional fossil excuses only expose their complete and utter ignorance about how natural selection works. It is such a slow process that there is no clear middle point between the transition of species.

How to stop my computer from lagging?

i have a realy nice gaming computer, 6 gigs of ram to be infact. i have had problems with everything from minecraft to youtube. please help!

I'm getting really low FPS in Minecraft. How do I allocate more memory towards it?

I've heard that it makes it run smoother. I've tried to increase the allocated memory and it didn't work... How do I get it to work? Also, my laptop has 3 gigs of RAM. How much memory should I allocate to it?

How do I catch a platypus?

I've been tryin to catch this platypus for a couple of years now, and he keeps getting out. Does anyone know what to do?

Hemorrhoids after giving birth?

I gave birth 7 months ago I had a really bad case of hemorrhoids at my 6 week check up the doctor said it should go away. After 6 months went by my hemorrhoids went away completely but I have excess skin on the outside of my anus . Do i need to have surgery to have it removed?? Can hemorrhoids strech out your skin ??? It makes me feel cautious when my and my boyfriend have sex from behind. HELP!

Which one of these animals has the bigger tail, beaver or platypus?

I wanna know within inches, which animal has the longer and wider tail. Canadian Beaver or Australian Mersupial platypus...

I need to poop and I'm terrified - please help! Serious answers only please?

Obviously thats NOT normal!! Go poop and then call your doctor tomorrow! If anything bad happens tonight, it can be easily fixed tomorrow by the doctor! Yah its embarrasing but its a way of life! Its your body! The doctor will understand and help you through this! Just go poo!

How do you relieve hemorrhoids?

get yourself some new hemorrhoid cream its really the only thing that is going to work to kill the pain another thing that will help with the size if your having bowel issues is powdered alum it can be found in the baking isle i know it sounds odd but just a little bit is safe and it will shrink it down a bit to help you out for a while. If i recall correctly prep h has it in it already just super low amounts.

My SD card isn't showing up on my computer?

I have an Acer Aspire 5610 and a Sandisk 2 gig memory card and a Polaroid 1 gig memory card. When I put them into the SD slot, they don't show up anywhere in my computer and every website I've tried hasn't worked. When I take the cards out, my computer makes the noise it does when I remove things. So it's there, but it's not showing up anywhere?

Is this computer im about to buy good?

Yes that is I just built a computer with about the same specs but mine has i7 2600k 3.4ghz, 4gb ram, and an hd 6850, and mine runs everything ive played on max specs no problem! Yes yours will run great!

Why do platypuses gather tree roots?

well im doing a report about playtpuses and i heard they gather tree roots but never figured out why so anyone know? :)

Is it possible to get an audition?

I am a 13 year old female hoping to become an actress. Is it possible to get an audition for something like a commercial, show, etc. without an agency? I don't have an agent. Could I also get modeling auditions? I live in ZIP 10312, on Staten Island, New York. I am willing to reach out farther to New Jersey or Manhattan if I have to. Do you know of any places by myself where I can get an audition (which hopfully turns into the gig) WITHOUTan agent? Please include anymore information that could be helpful to me. Thanks!! XOXO - Emily Diamond

Can not eating for 3 or more days affect your heart and cause other health issues?

I am a diabetic on insulin to control high levels I also have a enlarged heart and recently had a positive stress test and two catherizations I take 3x daily beta blockers and take on occasion nitro.I recently ran into a money issue and can not buy,or barrow,or beg for any food nor can I barrow money I know no one,I have nothing to sell or pawn,.Literally I can not do anything about food for five more days and I'm scared with my health issues. I've tried everything you can think of to get some food DHS, food banks,churches etc no luck.In the past 5 days I have ate once a dollar McDonald's cheeseburger that's all. I haven't drank much water because with no food in my stomach the water comes right out and I have hemorrhoids that gets very irritated/bleed with allot of going.What kind of issues can not eating possibly cause me,my heart ETC? What are some signs I can watch for that I should watch for that I'd need to go to the er?It's going to be another five days before I have money to buy food.My diabetes with out food is crazy my numbers go up first then they start getting a little low but has never got under 80 even on 28 units of lantus 1xdaily these last 5 days without food.Please serious answers only.I need to know what are dangerous signs to watch for with my health problems and what are some possible health affects that not eating can cause me with my health issues when there is absolutely no way to fix my situation for 5 more days.

Why hasn't he replied my text?

I hit it off with a dj who works in the local club, we had sex after his shift and got on really well. He pushed away a grl that tried to kiss him infront of me. He sent his family to where I work because I work there apparently. I text him all night and he replied until i asked if he wanted to meet but heard nothing. He apologized the next day coz he was ill and stayed in bed. I said me and my friend were going for a drink so hm and his friend came. He occasionally checked out other girls infront of me but hes single he can do that. He has a bit of a male slag reputation but hes popular and good looking. He said to me he wants me to come to his gigs and go in the box with him which must be a good thing. We were just chatting and then at the end asked if i wanted to stay him. We went back and i wanted sex but he claimed i only want him for sex which isnt true. We still did it and i stayed over til the morning. WHen i left, he blew me a kiss and said "text me", so later on today i sent a casual text but heard NOTHING. Have i blown it? why hasnt he text? I'm going to his gig tomorrow and im scared hes going to tell me to go away! help! what to do......

Why do i smell bad? please help!?

This has been going on since i was in middle school and now I am a senior in high school and I still don't know what is wrong with me. I was fairly popular in both middle school and high school but people seemed to comment on my "scent". Even close friends of mine will make obvious comments like, "it smells like a diaper!" or "who pooped their pants?" I have tried asking them if I am the one that smells and they just say no, but whenever I bring it up they seem to avoid the question and quickly change the subject. I have developed intense social anxiety due to this problem and I have tried everything to stop it including showering twice a day, wearing cologne, thoroughly washing my clothes but nothing works! I have two dogs who do smell pretty bad at times so I was thinking it could be the smell of dog or my overall house smell. I never smell anything when I sniff my clothes or armpits. Finally, in this past year I've been having issues with wiping after going Number 2. I wipe thoroughly and make sure there isn't anything there after I finish, but 5 minutes later it feels itchy down there and when I go back to wipe there is poo on the toilet paper. I'm not sure if this is some kind of bowel dysfunction or what. I eat a fairly healthy diet, and no I have never had anal sex and I never will...could it be hemorrhoids? Someone please help me with this issue, it's caused me to avoid friends and other social gatherings, not to mention that girls hardly ever talk to me anymore. Any insight or advice on this matter is much appreciated. Thanks again

Is this hemorrhoids or something serious?

I had trouble going to the bathroom through out the day and I went a little tiny bit, but when I went at about 11pm, there was blood on my toilet paper. When I looked in the toilet there was nothing but pure, bright red blood. It startled me because I never hurt or anything. Im still really scared about it. My mom said they was hemorrhoids. Its now 12:38am and blood is still coming out of my anus. Not bad, but not a little bit either. Could someone please explain whats happening and when it will go away?

Are platypuses some sort of mammal reptile intermediate?

Uhh, no. They're monotremes, not synapsids. Monotremata is an order of Mammalia. So they're full mammals. The reason they lay eggs is because reptiles, mammals, and birds are amniotes. That means our eggs all share common characteristics (see here a href="http://tinyurl.com/2ym8j5)." rel="nofollow"http://tinyurl.com/2ym8j5)./a This is to be distinguised from an amphibian or fish egg. Whether the egg is hard or not depends on if the creature is viviparous or oviparous. Monotremes are simply oviparous mammals.

Are TY Beanie Babies still worth anything?

On eBay, just a few dollars each, unless they happen to be first generation. Most I see are 3rd or 4th.

Blood in diarrhoea - possibly allergic to dental treatment?

Unless your dentist did an anal probe as a bonus treatment, I don't think he has anything to do with your bloody drizzles.

What state in USA would suit me?

Lazy people live in California and Illinois mostly, but NY is getting there- Anywhere where they hate freedom but idiots think they love it..

Does the Asus EAH5450 Silent Radeon HD 5450 1gig support direct x 11?

iam building a gaming pc and i want to know if the Asus EAH5450 Silent Radeon HD 5450 1 gig is direct x 11 compatible

I need sugestions for my bands performance?

my band is just a local band but we are thinking of stuff for our live gigs(my uncle has a bar and i'm preforming there) i was considering wearing a mask but it will muffle my voice so im considering doing what kiss does face paint but the design is suppose to look like the grim reaper just black and white anywhere could i get face paint?

Ipod artwork problem?

iTunes has an option to select "Convert higher bit rate songs to 128 kbps AAC" in to reduce the space for the iPhone, iPad & iPod. Select that and then group select those songs by selecting the first song, then hold the shift key while selecting the last song. While those songs are selected, right click and select "Clear downloaded artwork". Of course you will not have any art work for those files at this stage, but you can attempt a new sync to see if the problem is resolved. Alternatively, you can download a free system optimization software program called Onyx that can located corrupt files & preferences.

Was that a orgasm that I experienced?

Hi I'm a 17 virgin and I gig myself a vibrator as when I tried mastubating I had no feeling at all.So I but it on full blast on my clit and next thing my body is sort of jerking and it's the nicest feeling,then I had these weird stomach cramps like muscles,so I'm guessing they were contracting.Anyway I then was moaning a bit and for some reason I had the urge to pee(even though I peed before I done this) and my vagina was all warm and wet.I then stopped because I was getting a bit loud.Anyway my question is was that a orgasm?and would I of cummed if I didn't stop?thanks.....

I think I have hemorrhoids what am I suppose to do? Please help?

It started around march I woke up in the morning at school one day and my anus was itching. And it would happen like maybe once a day. And i didnt know why because nothing went up there. At first I though some how it was warts from sex cause it happened like a day or two after and i thought some how it move traveled to my anus but there was nothing on my penis...so i went to the doctor i got a shot they said i didnt have any STDs and the other person said she got tested to after i went and she came up clean...for some reason i thought it would have went away but til this day it still itches ever so often. I feel stupid for waiting this long but i decided to get to the bottom of it(lol) so i felt to see if there was anything there and i felt like a small bump. So i looked in the mirror and i saw like two small blackish blueish bumps. So i got on the computer and did some research. And it said hemorrhoids can be caused by people straining on the toilet.( Im sure its happened a few times at while at college but i dont know if i did around the time i first felt itching) and somewhere it also said abdominal strain( the itching started a like a week or two before spring break and I started working out everyday for a little while before spring break). And it also said poor diet( my diet at college wasnt all that good now that I think about it). Im guessing thoughs could have caused it if this hemorrhoids i dont know what else it could be..what i would like to know is does this seem like hemorrhoids? and if so how long should it take to go away? and what can I do to help it go away?

Is a platypus considered a marine animal?

Ok I'm doing a science project and I want to do it on a platypus it has to be a marine animal and I think marine means ocean but a platypus doesn't live in an ocean it lives in fresh water so is it not a marine mammal? I know that we can do a penguin and there semi aquatic just like the platypus but penguin are by the ocean and salt water and a platypus is by fresh water so my question is is can a platypus be considered a marine animal?

Why are film crews filming at Vasquez Rocks forbidden from wearing deodorant?

I keep hear interviews from cast and crews that have filmed there that it is a tough gig because they aren't allowed to wear deodorants despite the heat. How come?

Why does my Sylvania 4 gig SMPK 4230 mp3 froze saying updating media?

i really would like help because it doesnt even register in my computer because of that message it is diplaying

Is a platypus considered a marine animal?

Ok I'm doing a science project and I want to do it on a platypus it has to be a marine animal and I think marine means ocean but a platypus doesn't live in an ocean it lives in fresh water so is it not a marine mammal? I know that we can do a penguin and there semi aquatic just like the platypus but penguin are by the ocean and salt water and a platypus is by fresh water so my question is is can a platypus be considered a marine animal?

Who do i need to talk to in order to find a country band to sing with?

i am a female country vocalist, and i would like to find a country band to sing with. i'm not looking to be in the lime-light or make a million dollars, but if i can get a gig singing and make a decent living for myself i can at least be happy with my life.

How do i deal with my friend who is kind of bossy and self centerd?

Set that chick straight NOW if you really want to be friends with her. You're right, she's spoiled - i was an only child for about 6 years and i was spoiled and somewhat of the male equivalent of an attention whore. You grow out of it eventually because now i absolutely hate being the center of attention for just about anything.

How to patch games in your D drive?

So games like Oblivion and bully have glitches that prevent me from playing the game....like it freezes COMPLETELY due to glitches made by the company. but since the computer is custom made my C drive ended up having 20 gigs used up for basic stuff, and my D drive has about 1000 gigs. so when i go to patch my games i'm automatically refused the chance to patch to the D drive, and it says "sorry, not enough space" or some BS like that. is there a way to patch my games in my D drive?

Do external hemorrhoids go away on their own eventually?

I've got a huge external hemorrhoid that feels like a firm, lumpy mass. There's no pain and no itching, surprisingly, but will this go away on its own if I constantly use prepH, take fiber, and sit in warm baths?

What laptop should I get for college?

I bought Toshiba a665 and it is amazingly slick and under $700. It has more than all the properties you mentioned.You can get this from Microsoft store.com

Hemorrhoids help!!! Plz help if possible...?

I just got hemorrhoids hous ago and it is starting to sting and swell up. My mom gave me some kind of vagisil cream, and I wonder if it will help it or irritate it. I am male, 2 months from 18yrs old, and looking for support…

Lenovo or Samsung or some other Laptops?

So I need a new laptop for college and i'm trying to get something light so around 14inch screen, and with at least 640gb hard drive, 6 or 4 gigs of ram, and either intel i5 or i7. I've been looking at Lenovo and Samsung laptops so if anybody could give me personal reviews on them, if not other suggestions for a freshman college student i also need to keep the budget under $1000 so no mac books (i don't like them anyways).

To all Christians and Evolutionists - whats the deal with the Duck Billed Platypus?

Seriously, can you explain this thing? How did it come to be via evolution? Or, if you think God created all animals, then this messed up critter has to be proof that God isn't an angry God and has some sense of humor. Your thoughts...

Working my way up to become a country music singer..?

Get in touch with a guy named ray scott on Facebook. a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1018750895&ref=ts." rel="nofollow"https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=…/a Hes an Indie artist who used to have a contract, and has two or three indie albums afterwards that have done real well. Wont promise he can get you anywhere but he knows a feller or two. He's the only guy in nashville that just freinds everyone on fb. Bout the nicest guy I have ever talked to, and best damn male country singer since Waylon Jennings. lol

My dog wrote me a note?

I got home from work and the only other people or animals home was my husband and my dog. On the counter I found a note that read: "Anne, please feed me, John fell asleep and forgot to do so! Love, Toby". Is it weird that my dog can write? Is my dog an undercover agent like Perry the Platypus? Please help!

'skin tag' type thing on my anus?

I doubt that it is a fissure Anal fissures are small tears in the mucus lining of the anal canal. They can occur as a result of passage of a large hard stool. Fissures can be quite painful, particularly with bowel movements. Often, some bright red blood will be noticed on the stool, or on the toilet paper after wiping. But on the other hand Hemorrhoids, or piles, is a sometimes painful mass of distended (swollen) veins in the lining of the anus and rectum, resulting from the formation of varicose veins around the anus. Internal hemorrhoids occur at the junction of the anus and rectum and are covered. External hemorrhoids occur just outside the anus and are covered with skin. On occasion an internal hemorrhoid may prolapse, or protrude, to the outside, cutting off the blood supply. they can become extremely hard. my guess is you are dealing with piles or Hemorrhoids, there are many ways to treat or have them taken care of. Best of luck I know they are a real pain in the As*

Does bleeding and pain from the rectum always mean you have hemorrhoids?

I am 14 and every time I go to the toilet I have to force my stool out, sometimes having to use my own fingers which comes away covered in bright red blood. I'm not sure it's hemorrhoids as I never really feel itchy but it is very painful and the toilet is sometimes filled with blood. I think I may have just split it open but I would like to have another opinion before I go telling people I know about it. Please help!

Did the engineering of life happen by accident ? Does evolution require engineering?

The fossils of platypuses are not like the animal that exists today. They are monotremes, yes but many of them have teeth which modern platypuses do not. You should look at some of the fossils being found at Riversleigh in northwest Queensland. There is some remarkable stuff coming from the 20-30million year old fossil beds.

How do you get a position as a nude figure model for an art class in the chicago area?

I've been looking around recently for nude figure modeling gigs and its always been something I wanted to try but have been too nervous to pursue it. But I recently decided that its something I really want to get done because of the experience and I feel that im now ready to pose naked for a room of people. So does anyone know who I should contact in order to find a modeling session? Idc about pay, I just want to finally get this off my chest and live the experience.

I think the time to leave answers has now arrived, don't you?

Answers has been great until this year. Too many class less people have taken over what once was a really hysterical mind blowing experience. You dumb asses really ruined a great thing. I hope your hemorrhoids from sitting so long turn malignant.

Creationists, why do you lie? Isn't that against your holy book?

As interesting as lists can be, it's considered bad form / plagiarism to simply cut-paste without citing your source.

Help! itchiness and some pain in an area...read more....?

i have a bit of itching and some pain on my anus. there is a little bump that is hanging out of my hole, its kinda itchy and sore. i was thinking its either a hemorrhoid or a pinworm. im having normal bowels and everything too. any ideas?

Is someone stalking me?

depends how old you are if you think you're old enough to handle it yourself invite some friends round for safety then when it happens go out and try and find out whatever it is if not go out with a parent or call the police

How can I be normal? Please help!?

Okay so I'm really weird and I wanna be normal. Like sometimes, I randomly shout "PLATYPUS!" or "CORNDOGS!" or say some pretty random things but the only reason why I act like that is to entertain people and make people laugh... but people took it too far and boys started asking me out because of dares and people keep calling me lazy and it's making my self-esteem go low. Can someone please tell me how I can be normal? Thank you.

Will frequently transporting my Xbox 360 (the redesigned 250 gig one) harm it in any way?

wait 1 hour or 2 and when your console is cold on the top and bottom you can move your console anywhere

How can I walk normally?

People make fun of the way I walk all the time, I never get what they're saying they make minor comments like "He Walks Funny/Strange" And one time one of them had the nerve to say "It looks like he got something stuck up his bum when he's walking" And I cannot understand them. But It's true ALOT of people tell me I walk strange, Is it because I'm flat footed? Sometimes I walk on my tippy toes aswell, can someone please help me or show me a method on walking normally, with FLAT feet. I mean my foot has no ARCH at all, I have the flattest feet in my whole family, sometimes my bro's/sis often call me .. whale feet or platypus feet, or boat feet, which I find rather funny and not disturbing at all because they are my family. But no one outside of my home knows I have such flat feet, is this the cause of my funny walking by the way?

What are the symptoms of a bladder infection?

Usually when you have a bladder infection it burns when you urinate and a little tinkles out at times, what you're experiencing might have something to do with your abortion.

How much should i sell my ps3 for?

i want to sell my ps3 with 2 controllers and 8 games: Fifa soccer 11, batman arkham asylum, saints row 2 , god of war 1 and 2,call of duty black ops, uncharted drakes fortune, and call of duty modern warfer 2. is a ps3 slim with 120 gigs how much should i sell it for????? i need answers ASAP :)

Need help advice with stretched ear lobe (closing it up)?

i had my ear lobe stretched to around 34mm 2 years ago, after having no plug in there for around a year and a half, its settled and wont go any smaller than 14mm. how without surgery can i make it a tiny bit smaller? i have heard many things such as gently cutting the inside if your lobe and waiting for it to heal... and using hemorrhoid cream on it? any one got advice for me? Thanks

Erm, I'm having daily diarrhea and when i wipe it's green. What's the deal?

I went to the doctor because I was wiping red, and he said it was probably hemorrhoids. The red color has gone away, but the diarrhea appears to have continued with red occasionally. Anyway, the wipe is green now. What are the possible explanations?

Is this a good deal on a camera?

12.3 mp, plus the lenses, thats going on a grand almost from manufacturer, id say thats a pretty good deal, but were humans: wheel and deal, offer 550, and if no, go to 575, but 600 is fine for all that :D its a great camera

Trading in old PS3 for slim?

so i have the old 80 gig PS3 (the first ones that came out).... I have been wanting to trade it in for a new slim ....anyone know like how/where i can do that??? and there's nothing wrong with my old PS3 its in perfect condition practically new .....and do you think its worth trading it ??? ....k thanks =)

Tennis Section rankings?

8..that's not too shabby. If I were on the ATP, that would make me Jurgen Melzer (who I adore) and if I were on the WTA, that would make me Maria Sharapova. Congratulations OIN..but I will try my hardest to be at the top of this list, at the end of the year! :)

What is a good editing software for my computer?

I have a Dell Inspiron with Windows 7. What would be good video editing software to use? And which one won't take up a lot of space on my computer. I have 414 gigs.

Should I sue The Dentist?

Last Week I told the Dentist that I have Hemorrhoids and the dentist laguhed the whole time.Should I sue her for this?

Computer freezes and crashes?

I am working on my gfs parents computer just upgraded OS's to Windows 7 and added 1 gig of ram same as old ram type but with it it crashes blue screen freezes and discolors the screen something fierce with the old ram it works. what am i missing

Is it illegal to resell tickets at an event?

At a concert in the middle of London, for the same price we paid. We always see people asking for spare tickets around gigs in London and I have a spare ticket to one, if I sold it to them would it be breaking the law? I have this annoying vision of me saying yes to selling it then taken to a police office and never being at the gig...

Do I have Piles? (External Hemorrhoids)?

I'm only 14, but i felt a itching sensation and small pain coming from my anus and i saw 2 smallish lumps right on the side of it. I read that if you put coconut oils and all this stuff on it that it will help but as soon as i did, everything was burning and i could hardly walk haha! So I was wondering if I leave it will it go away? Or is it something serious? This is pretty embarrassing haha, so thanks.

Spongy growth in rectum, worries?

Was taking a shower, washing my backside. Found a spongy growth just inside of my rectum. Was able to easily remove (with just fingers, not allot of pulling), but caused a vein-like bleed (slow oozing). Tried WebMD, and most common issue related was hemorrhoids, but was small chance of rectal cancer. Should I be worried?

How do I realize my boating dreams?

Im beginning law school this fall in Houston and I already have plans to get into boating and someday buy my own cruiser for saltwater fishing, entertaining 6-7 friends, and overnight trips. I dont come from money and dont have very much boat experience outside of bass fishing Lake Texoma where I grew up. I want to buy my first boat by 2014 (my graduation year) but Im hoping to use my between-time to learn all I can about purchasing, navigating, and maintaining a boat. Can anyone give me some sound advice on how to make my boat dream a reality? All I need in life is a steady gig, my dog, my fishing gear, a convertible, and a trusty boat. By the way Im only 25.

Instead of getting a 8 gig 4th gen im getting a 32 gig 2nd gen is this a good choice dont really want a camera?

You should get the newest gen because they're still keeping it up to date. I had a 2nd gen and it started to get laggy and a lot of the games I played wouldn't open because it was older.

Are there kangeroos in american zoos?

Have been intimidated by a roo. We were chasing them around one night on a motorbike (not to harm them) when one stopped and turned around. We drove slowly closer to it and it just got up on it legs and stood there and stared at us. It was a big male one but we eventually managed to scare it away. Almsot ended up having a big roo get us. They kick hard! There are a lot of them all around the country.

What will gamestop give me for my 80 gig ps3 ..... i got it in 2009 and there is nothing wrong with it?

Not enough or what you deserve. Seriously, take the time to sell it online or to someone you know near you. You'll get a way better profit.

Im having like burning pain on my anus after defecation, what could this be?

for months now ive been having tolerable but anal pain and sometimes itchiness 15-30 minutes every after defecation. sometimes there's like small amount of blood on the tissue paper after cleaning or in the bowl like 1-5cc. could this be hemorrhoids? or what? :c im worried

How do you know if you have hemorrhoids?

I noticed within last 6 months, I itch a lot and it bleeds sometimes when I wipe. also, stool is thinner.....

I'm getting induced for labor in 2 weeks due to.....?

hemorrhoids that require surgery and i was wondering if they would give me anything for pain after the birth and the surgery

I need a faster hard drive?

I have a 7200 rpm hard drive its 1 tera and the windows index says its a 5.9 score everything else is a 7.6 or 7.8 score i have an amd x6 black series prossesor oced to 4.02 with easy tunes and my mobo is a ud3h gygabyte board is has all types of hard drive hook ups. i only have a single 4 gig stick of ram but usually dont use it all i know i need 3 more sticks. and i have a 900/1000peek psu and a amd radeon 6870 video card only one not xfire. every once in a while my pc will freeze while starting up but thats due to the ocing and i like my games running with good fsp at max graphics. i also have all 6 cores unlocked and windows starts with all 6 running that may also cause the freezing . i have windows 7 64 bit ultimate. but my hard drive is still slow and i feel its causing my pc to bottleneck. My question is im wanting at least a 1 terabyte hard drive but the only thing i see thats even faster than 7200 is the 10000 and there only like 80 gig and $300 and on up. im hoping to find some help on a good hard drive thats fast but also affordable if needed i can get an 80 and make it my primary and use the terabyte for a sec.thanks a bunch for any help on my problem

Evolution theory on platypus?

Can you tell from evolutionary perspective why does platypus look like it does? Please I need deep analyse.

Bleeding Hemorrhoid TMI question?

So I'm 35 weeks. I was put on Nifedipine last week for contractions. It gave me diarrhea and began aggravating my hemorrhoids. I called the doctor and they said there was no substitute medication, and to basically deal with it. Well, I haven't been working because it's just too bad. And now, they're bleeding and won't stop. The hemorrhoid is about the size of my fingertip, and is extremely painful. Is there any way to stop the bleeding on my on, or should I be heading to the ER?

I feel gassy and tired today and don't know why.?

I feel gurgling in my stomach and very gassy.Also I feel tired and run down like I ain't got no energy.I want to know if anybody knows what this could be.Also when I do #2 I got pudding like stool.And I don't know if that will help but also I think I might have hemorrhoids or a fissure so I need to know what I am going through and if you need more info then let me know and I'll put it in detail.

10 points for a good answer!!!i have a very serious/ painful/ embarrassing question.?

this is kinda embarrassing for me to ask & put this question out there, but i have to. I didn't care much for using the rest room every morning before, now i am suffering more painful thing ever. I have gotten piles which is Hemorrhoid...is there any home-remedies that really helps or any ointment that will help me reduce the tissue. .... is Finger Millet (Eleusine coracana) helpful to this situation, i mean is it high in fiber?

Why to people find Angelina Jolie so attractive?

She has got to be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood. If it weren't for her fake boobs she would have no figure whatsoever. She has man veins, a Skeletor body, butt hole lips afflicted with the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen sitting atop a massive head. Now exactly what is so damn attractive about that? That b*tch plays the same character in every movie & quite frankly I'm sick of looking at the wh*re. Will you people please stop paying to see her movies so she can go away already?

Anal Bleeding in 31 yr old male?

Hi! I need advice for my 31 yr old brother. About 6 mos-1 year ago, his anus starting bleeding like a normal hemorrhoid would. No biggy b/c it was not that much blood, just an average amount. For the last couple of weeks, he has a pain about 5 inches up from his rectum. Everytime he has a b.m., blood pours out. The blood is like a purple to black color. He is in severe pain when he makes a b.m. He went for a colonoscopy yesterday and they couldnt complete the test because he was in so much pain. They said they have to send him somewhere that can put him under first. Well he thinks the drs set something off from yesterday b/c today when he has a b.m., he is gushing what seems to be like lots of cups of black/purple blood. He went to do the ER tonight and they sent him home after his blood work came back normal. Has anyone ever heard of this and what can he do to help it. He said he cries a lot in pain. He is overweight, drinks regularly and smokes (if that helps). Thanks for any help you can give.

Can someone help me with building a computer for 1500?

I have around $1,500 to spend on a desktop that i want to build. I want it to have the intel i5 2500k unlocked quad core, and 8 or 12 gigs of memory. i was goona go with the i7 2600k but people tell me that its not necessary for gaming and the intel i5 2500k unlocked quad core is the way to go. SOMEONE HELP ME LOL. Im building it to play games like World of Warcraft on ULTRA setting.

Best Hemorrhoid Treatments?

Most doctors will tell you that you will suffer with the hemorrhoid symptoms forever unless you have surgical removal of the 'roids. Cool compresses help along with a diet high in fruit and veggies...(sigh)

Photoshop Elements 9 is crashing my HP G60 laptop! Should I upgrade hardware?

I just got Photoshop Elements 9 for my HP G60 laptop and it practically crashes my computer. Should I upgrade the memory or video card or anything in the computer to get this to run more smoothly? I will be working with very large images (3'x4') to make a poster collage. The laptop has 200 gigs of ROM, a 2 ghz processor and 3 gigs of RAM.

ID Chief help, which id to get?

I want to order a "novelty" id from id chief. I want it to scan for shits and gigs......but i dont know which to chose. I live in CT and he has just come out with a CT one and it looks legit because i have seen actual CT licenses, but they say PA is the best. Thing is im going to school next year in PA so i want it to be able to scan in pa for shits and gigs without it getting taken away. Im skeptical to get another state because i have never seen one from prety much any other state...advice?

Is this a good deal on a laptop?

It is an okay deal but it isn't a very good laptop. It wont be very fast but it will work for little things. I wouldn't recommend getting it though. If you want a good laptop I would just invest $300 and get a good new laptop. But that is just my opinion. Because you never really do know what you are buying online.

Can not eating for 3 or more days affect your heart and cause other health issues?

am a diabetic on insulin to control high levels I also have a enlarged heart and recently had a positive stress test and two catherizations I take 3x daily beta blockers and take on occasion nitro.I recently ran into a money issue and can not buy,or barrow,or beg for any food nor can I barrow money I know no one,I have nothing to sell or pawn,.Literally I can not do anything about food for five more days and I'm scared with my health issues. I've tried everything you can think of to get some food DHS, food banks,churches etc no luck.In the past 5 days I have ate once a dollar McDonald's cheeseburger that's all. I haven't drank much water because with no food in my stomach the water comes right out and I have hemorrhoids that gets very irritated/bleed with allot of going.What kind of issues can not eating possibly cause me,my heart ETC? What are some signs I can watch for that I should watch for that I'd need to go to the er?It's going to be another five days before I have money to buy food.My diabetes with out food is crazy my numbers go up first then they start getting a little low but has never got under 80 even on 28 units of lantus 1xdaily these last 5 days without food.Please serious answers only.I need to know what are dangerous signs to watch for with my health problems and what are some possible health affects that not eating can cause me with my health issues when there is absolutely no way to fix my situation for 5 more days.

Blood in diarrhoea for nearly 2 weeks?

Fresh bright blood is normally from fissular or hemorrhoids, darker blood is from something that has irritated the bowl and caused it to inflame hence the bleeding, go back to doctors or phone them and see what they can do as with current ecoli outbreaks etc... you can't go wrong going back to doctors it does sound like you had mild infection but I'm no doctor all I do know is that if problem still persists go back to doctors,

Why do people say that Aborigines were the first ones to be in Australia?

Because they are talking about Homo Sapiens, or Homo Erectus, not other species, so your whole question is irrelevant in that regard.

What to wear to Foo Fighters gig?

I'm going to see the Foo Fighters in concert at the milton keynes bowl on saturday but have noidea what to wear

I have never bought a graphics card before but....?

your okay,but the last thing is the size of the video card,the watts the video card needs,some graphic cards are very long(8-10inch) and take 2 slots.use a rule and check the maximum length of video card you can get.hope that helps

What is the worst pain you ever had?

mine is hemorrhoids ^^ cant sleep of the pain so im wondering if there is someone out there suffering more then i am ^^ i cant sleep, walk, cough, sneeze, or pee.... the pain is excruciating....

How much would my hospital visit cost?

health-quotes.isgreat.org - try this site to compare and find your minimal health care rates online.

How much would a platypus cost?

I know that you can't actually buy them, but it's for a project so that doesn't really matter. But if you COULD buy a platypus, how much would it cost?

Anus is wierd when i go loo?

hey there, its a bit strange asking this but when i go to the loo (n2) my anus kinda comes out aswell hard to explain its like just the muscle area but will go back to normalbasicallyy right after also only sometimes i will see a small amount of blood on tissue and maybe very small amount on the poo, whats this i know it could be hemorrhoids but i really dont want to go to the doctor about this, just a note i dont have any pain what so ever and i dont find it hard to go when needed

Can I boot from usb on my new build?

>Check your motherboard manual and the BOOT sequence in your BIOS. If the BIOS supports booting from a USB stick, then the answer is yes.

Australian animals- Best places to interact with kangarooos & koalas near Sydney or Cairns?

I would like go to a certified petting zoo.If you can find such a thing. These animals should be a lot safer to interact with. Do not pet an animal you see in the wild. A KANGAROO CAN REALLY KICK.

My ipod cant transfer files?

I have about 8 gigs worth of family photos and programs on a 80gb ipod classic. It has the latest firmware and iTunes is at its most current install. I also am running vista 32x , I cant restore it because all of my files would be deleted. However whenever i connect my ipod and even go as far as to select one of my files to move explorer.exe crashes and my ipod gets disconnected. what do I do?

How much should I sell an 8 gig iPod touch 3rd gen?

I won the iPod touch and already have one. The one I want to sell is unopened and never been used/ been synced to a computer. I was just wondering what would be a reasonabl price for the unopened one?

Buying new PC Is this good for my needs?

if you have enough money you can buy a new one ,do you know this :a href="http://www.chinajiaho.com.here" rel="nofollow"http://www.chinajiaho.com.here/a you can find good pc and in a low price

Bowel or colon cancer? please help only 16 :/?

This is not colon cancer. I have had the same problem since I was 10, and it has lasted for the past 30 years. The blood is the result of constipation and hemmeorids. You need more fiber in your diet. 10 dried apricots, or 1 mug of hot prune juice, or 1 warm pear, there is lots you can eat. It sounds like you have a case of irritable bowel syndrome. Don't take laxatives they will ruin your stomach and will actually make your constipation worse! You do not have Cancer.

Does it hurt to surgically remove anal warts and hemorrhoids?

well, im sure it doesn't feel good. im sure one would be at least sedated if not fully put to sleep. afterwards im sure there would be quite a bit of discomfort, however, pain medication would be prescribed.

I have a 64bit ready computer running 32bit windows 7. I have the software to upgrade to windows 7 64 bit.?

I tried to do it the other day but I got hung up. It started telling me stuff about partitions? I stopped the application. What is my next step. I want to do this because when upgraded to 64 bit I can upgrade my RAM to 8 gigs.

How do i know if i have piles?

How do I know if its a hemorrhoid or something more sinister like warts. I have two tags around the amid area, can be constipated sometimes and bleed most of the time when I go to the toilet. This can also be very sore. I'm 23 and work in an office sitting down I have heard this doesn't help if it's piles but am not sure if this os what they are. I'm terrified it's warts and even more terrified to see a doctor. How would I know the difference between hemorrhoids and warts can anyone please tell me?

What's the most random convo you had with Cleverbot?

I had a conversation and we actually had quite a nice conversation, we were talking about how gay Justin Bieber is and we were singing some Rick Astley.

If a crazy hormonal new mom comes after you do you...?

Really not sure what you are implying since I AM the only hormonal new mom you were talking to. If you have beef with me, you need to say it to my face. This is NOT high school!

Could you get fined for putting fake lost pet posters up on poles?

My friends decided to put a fake "LOST PLATYPUS" poster on the poles around our neighborhood....

Can i spread warts from my hands to my anus?

ok so im really embarrased about this.... i have a small wart on the side of my finger... looks just like this > a href="http://www.positivehealthsteps.com/natural/images/wart-finger.jpg" rel="nofollow"http://www.positivehealthsteps.com/natur…/a and after i take a shower i always put vaseline in my anus because i think i have hemorrhoids from passing hard stools... and this last time... i forgot not to use the finger with my wart and i inserted the wart with the vaseline on it into my anus.... and ive done it a couple other times too..... can i spread a wart from my hand to my anus? i really dont want to have to go to the doc over this.. im really worried... and ive heard that warts down there can spread and become cancerous... so please help me!

I need help with dell dimension c521 ram issue.?

ok i have a 6400 ddr 2 gig stick i also have a 6400 ddr 1 gig stick and i have 2 5400 ddr 2 512 sticks now i have my computer standing up and from the bottom i have 2 black and on top 2 white slots. the slots do work cause i had on bottom work in up is 2gig black slot above that is 1 gig black slot above that is 512 white slot and above that is another 512 white slot. i went to crucial site and download in memory scanner and its not reading 1 of the 512s its saying i only got 3.50gigs im trying to max it to 4 gigs now i tried switching it to pair the 512s the following being bottom to top is bottom black 2gig and above that 512 black slot above that 1 gig white slot and above that 512 white slot and its still reading only 3.50 theirs no numbers on the slots except the only way i described them i hope someone can answer this question i know they all work cause before i put the 2 gig in i was reading 2 gigs with the 1 gig stick and 2 512 sticks and i had the 2 512s in the top 2 whites ones and the 1 gig on the one below that in the black slot and the very bottom black one was empty if anyone can help me thanks :)

I'll gonna die with this hemorrhoids. OMG!!?

Sit in a warm bath for a while. Try Prep H or your doc can give you an even better rectal cream. Drink more water, eat more fiber, and exercise when it feels better. Try not to strain, it just pops blood vessels and hurts.

My Ears!!! Need some advice about what to do?

If I were you, I would call my doctor and ask the question concerning damage to your hearing. It could be nothing, but no harm in asking.

I WANT TO BE A SUPERSTAR LIKE LADY GAGA! PLZ HELP! I HAVE A GREAT SONG!?

No offense, but your song needs help. I've been a songwriter for very many years and it was poor. Has too short of lines and not much of a capturing story plot. Along with generic type lyrics, and not much of a formatting, such as intro, verse, chorus, verse, hook, chorus, chorus, outro. If you put more of a story build with a formatting, it would be possible to be famous like Lady Gaga. I would recommend Madame Platypus not be your stage name. No offense.

Birthday Present For My Son?

I was watching this show, Phineas and Ferb, with my two children and saw that the characters had a pet platypus! A crime fighting platypus, too. My kids thought this sounded fun, and I really want to get them a platypus for their birthday. I’ve called all the local pet shops, but can’t find one. Should I just get them a puppy and tape a duck bill and beaver tail to it, or is there a special exotic pet shop I can get one from? Quick replies, please! Timmy’s birthday is in two days.

Hemorrhoid surgery a couple days ago, supposed to go to bmt on wednesday!?

Why you wait till now, tell them immediately. Of course its disqualifying you will feel like you are crapping razor blades a few days, You need judgement you will be on narcotics.

How should I handle my Court Date for a speeding ticket?

One year ago in June, I was driving back to New Jersey from CT. It was late (around 2:15am) because I had just left a gig at a bar. Anyways, there was nobody out on the highway and for a split second the speed limit went to 55mph. It was not a construction zone though. Before i knew it, an officer parked off the highway, turned on all of his lights so I pulled over immediately. He got me for doing 86 in a 55, and also a tail light out. I told him i had ONE beer about 4 hours prior to leaving CT, so he demanded I get out of the car so he could breathalize me. I was fine and he sent me back to my car, handed me a ticket and now here I am. Tonight, I have to drive back to New York for the Court date. How could I possibly fight this? I'm a college student with limited funds, it was late and nobody was on the road.. I was NOT intoxicated, and it was a cheap speed trap.. I'm just wondering what I am going say to the Judge, or the cost of the tickets that I recieved will be!

Has anyone been stung by a platypus?

Has anyone been stung by a platypus or heard of anyone that has? And how painful is it? My mate was telling me his friend got stung by one and said it was the worst pain he'd ever suffered and he had been stung by everything.

Platypus question about being a Mammal! (Easy 10 points!!!)?

The defining characteristic of mammals from a taxonomical point of view is how the lower jaw is distinct from the upper skull and hinged in a certain way. It's a contrived convention, yes; but all animals fulfilling the condition also have fur and produce milk.

Why are my speakers making a fuzzy noise when I'm speaking into my microphone?

You really need to "troubleshoot" - try a different mic - try a different mic cable - if that does not help, it may be your amp or speakers. Speakers usually crackle when they are damaged.

How can i move Apps on my SD Card to my Internal Memory?

I downloaded a bunch of video's and put them on my phone by placing the files into AndroZip, which i can then view the androzip file in androzip and watch the videos. Thing is, Androzip is on my SD card and all the downloading is taking up a lot of space since i only have about a total of 1 1/2 Gigs of memory on my SD card. Any help?

Pc won't turn on. PLZ help!?

I started downloading a pretty big file off of the Internet ( 7 GIGS ) and then I left my house to go see a movie and get some dinner. It was about 6 hours before I got home. When I got home my PC was on the Dell boot up screen and was not making any progress. So I unplugged it plugged it back in unplugged all the extensions restarted it and everything, and it still won't boot up. Will some one please help me. Its a PC running Windows 7 by the way.

Help! What is wrong with me? =(?

This morning I awoke to excruciating pains in my rectum and lower abdomen. It hurts the most when I walk around so i've been in bed for the past 3 hours. I took milk of magnesia and thought it was helping until I attempted to use the bathroom and was met with a magnified pain in my rectum and stomach. I do not believe I have hemorrhoids. In addition, I'm feeling a bit nauseous. I am 17 and a girl. I do not know what is wrong, please help!!!

Is the duck billed platypus a joke on all evolutionary theories?

The platypus is indeed a proof that there is no evolution - it hasn't changed over all those years. We now hear yet again of a whole world of new species that scientists never knew existed, the more they know the more they surely realise that they don't know!

Should I buy an iPod at walmart or apple?

I wanna buy An iPod nano 6th gen 16 gigs or 8 so which is better and where should I buy it?. Please don't list websites bcuz I actually wanna buy it from a store.

Who else agrees God made a lot of useless things?

Things like varying weather patterns, wind speed, underwater volcanoes, sea urchins, jelly fish, islands that is too small to support human life, deserts, insects, other planets, the rings around Saturn, the platypus, nine months of pregnancy, the angler fish, and last but not least OCEANS all that water but he made it into salt water? We can't even drink that... Fresh water would have been so much water God. Seems like a bunch of useless things to me. Wasn't his main goal to test us if we were worthy enough to get into heaven, so why create a bunch of very useless things. He must have gotten a Bachelors degree in interior decorating though because the world is beautiful but full of useless things. If this wasn't obvious I'm clearly an Atheist. So let the comments about passages about God's love and repentance come!

What infection do I have..?

Sounds like you have an UTI with and yeast infection that's up high. The bleeding comes from your hemorrhoids so what u should do is drink plenty of water and cranberry juice even AZO's if non of this helps see your GYN due to the fact that you may have had it to long. For tge yeast infection try RePHresh or over the counter monistat never do a one day dose it's to harsh on the vagina so do 3-7 day treatments you will be going back to your GYN on fire if you do a one day dose. For your roids try tucks or witch hazel ( dab with plain facial pads) if nothing helps see your GI doctor good luck

Good PA system for a Alt. rock band?

I'm a singer in an alt. rock/rap rock band. Right now we have a Harbinger HA60 as our PA system. It isn't quite loud enough. What would be a good system to get for rehearsal (in a basement) and for outdoor gigs?

My computer keeps crashing when I play games?

If it only happens when you game it's probably your graphics card. If you keep your video drivers up to date you may need to roll the driver back to an earlier version, also make sure the games that you're playing don't have any patches that you may need. If these two things don't work then try replacing the graphics card.

What do I do after my hemorrhoid pops?

I had an external hemorrhoid show up this morning after I went #2. It had been bothering me a little bit for the past couple of days, but nothing really noticeable. However, this morning and during the day it was very painful, so I was basically bed ridden for the rest of the day. I decided to get up and go to the store and get some Preparation H. Before use, I cleaned the area where I was going to apply the cream, and while I was doing this, I noticed I was bleeding and it was very slimy. I washed it out with water and applied the preparation H afterwards. There is a still a little soreness, but most of the pain has gone. What should I do now? Should I not workout at the gym for a couple of days?

Can you give me the name of a cream for under eyes circle?

Ok, so I dont wanna hear ''under eyes circle are bad bc...'' Bc thats all I got last time, maybe I wasnt specific enough. I have like an inch of darkness under my eyes, is there a good cream for it? Someone mentioned hemorrhoid cream (im 13) But thn ppl said thats weird for a thirteen year old.. so yea.. Thank you :]]

What is the craziest thing u have ever thought of?!?

I want to know if i am the only crazy, insane, not exactly right in the head, heart stopping, street crossing, tube top wearing, platypus owning, mocha sipping, penguin loving, candle sniffing, insane asylum owning, soda slurping, nutella eating, comic reading, saxaphone playing, hysterically laughing, mind blowing, intimidating, shadow stalking, yellow craving, duck waddling, ninja to wollow on the earth.

I'm gay and have hemorrhoids!?

Turn off the lights and do it in a dark room... If the guy is really turn on by you he won't notice them at all just be careful you don't scream too loud and make sure it does not bleed...

Hemorrhoids from taking melatonin?

when my boyfriend started taking melatonin, he began to develop hemorrhoids. he's a very healthy and active 28 year old guy, so nothing else would interfere with his health. as soon as he stopped taking melatonin, his hemorrhoids disappeared. how is that possible? it doesn't list hemorrhoids as a side effect of taking melatonin.

Photoshop issues... Need assistance.?

Didn't even know Win7 could run on only a gig of mem.... but I have a suspicion that it's the pirated software you downloaded in an attempt to get Photoshop for free. Why? There is no such thing as Adobe Portable. It's what hackers try to use to entice gullible users to download their software which they can make money from (per download/visit), and/or to put viruses in your computer.

How to give a good performance?

Im not a drummer, i actually play classical music, but a main way to put on a good performance is just getting into what youre playing. people want to see how much you enjoy the music so they can enjoy it too. dont just sit there and drum, really get into it and show your enthusiasm and emotion about the music. move around. since youre stationary, you obviously cant move much, but im quite a stationary performer, and i can show emotion by swaying or something. hope thats a good example. you want your love for the music to be contagious to the audience. leet them feel what youre feeling. sorry that may be too abstract but its all i have. :)

Two big hemorrhoids on my bumhole :( almost 8 months pregnant?

I have two big hemmies on my bumhole, danging out... they hurt a lot sometimes. Well I am just worried, when I am pushing, will they burst and shoot blood everywhere? Also, I am cleaning them thoroughly with Tucks wipes and using Prep H... is there anything else I can do for they throb and hurt and I want to cry at times.

Do you think I have Hemorrhoids?

It could be hemorrhoids, but it could also be constipation. If you haven't been drinking a lot of water the #2s could be rough against your prostate causing inflammation. I would try hemorrhoid cream, just incase. It won't hurt it to try. I would also go to a doctor, just in case.

Are platypus poisinos?

Platypodes are not poisonous. In fact the Aboriginal people consider them a delicacy. They are completely protected now so I can't confirm that. The male platypus has a spur on each hind leg above the feet with a gland that spits venom into any wound made by the spur. The venom is seldom fatal to any animal but it is excruciatingly painful.

Blood and mucus in diarrhoea for 2 weeks?

well that is good that your test came back negative. If I were you I would defiantly be going back to my dr and letting him or her know that you are still experiencing these problems and that they need to do further testing. Don't let them tell you that you are so young to be experiencing any kind of major problems. Have them do all test they need to do to rule out what ever is going on with you, just don't pass bolos and mucus through your anal for nothing. Hope things get better for you soon.

Hemorrhoids treatable naturally?

I have had a hemorrhoid now for about 3 weeks. I have an idea how i got it, i had an energy drink 1x a day before i lifted for about a week, and i feel thats how i came about getting a hemorrhoid. I know adequate rest is needed but i dont want to stop lifting. Also the over the counter topicals have not helped at all. Is there anyway to get rid of the hemorrhoid without surgery?

Do they sale perry the platypus stuffed animal in epcot in florida?

I wanted to get my daughter a Perry the platypus stuffed animal .Shes a big fan and her birthdays on Thursday and i wanted to take her to Epcot and get her one so if you could answer my question that would be great thanks !

Blood in stool. Am I ok?

I am a 19 year old male and for a few 6 months or so, I have had off --and-on painful bowel movements. They are not usually painful until the point where it is almost about to exit. After the movement, as I begin to wipe, I notice either a little or a lot of blood either on the toilet paper or on the actual stool, sometimes the bowl. There is rarely blood on the stool itself, but sometimes there is. The blood usually goes a way after a few wipes, but the wipes are almost always painful on my sphincter. I honestly cannot remember my last peaceful bowel movement. Could it be that I have hemorrhoids or could this be something a lot more serious? I know the question sounds silly but I am a sever hypochondriac.

Why am I still having rectal pain after laparoscopic surgery for endometriosis?

Tell him you want other options. I've heard nothing but bad things about Lupron and heard that sometimes taking out an ovary can actually help a lot with severe endo. I have suffered from endo for years, but I am so sorry that yours is controlling your life this badly. Do everything you can to make it give you your life back! Change doctors 18 thousand times if you have to to find one that will fix what is wrong with you or at least make it manageable! I wish you the best of luck and I hope they can help you soon

IPod touch, memorie videos.?

Ok I have a iPod touch 8 gig and I only have like 16 nots and 7 apps no misic. do have enough room for lie to me episodes

Hemorrhoids , help!!!?

Do you have constipation? If yes, you may want to improve your diet. Check the following site for more info.

Mac + External hard drive = not compatible?

Thats because the mac can only read from a NTFS PC formatted hard disk , you will not be able to write data too it neither will itunes , sorry

What is the Cheapest/Smallest/Effective External Hard drive you can recommend for a Laptop?

Well, It seems like I'm wasting memory fast. Busted around 40 gigs on steam. Never realized MB were so big :0

What do you think of my top 150 animals list of 2010?

WOw! that's awesome! It was really interesting reading through all these animals then I'd have to research all the animals that I've never heard of! Nice job!!! ;)

Was that a orgasm I experienced?

Hi I'm a 17 virgin and I gig myself a vibrator as when I tried mastubating I had no feeling at all.So I but it on full blast on my clit and next thing my body is sort of jerking and it's the nicest feeling,then I had these weird stomach cramps like muscles,so I'm guessing they were contracting.Anyway I then was moaning a bit and for some reason I had the urge to pee(even though I peed before I done this) and my vagina was all warm and wet.I then stopped because I was getting a bit loud.Anyway my question is was that a orgasm?and would I of cummed if I didn't stop?thanks.....

Nice gaming pc for around $1000-$1100?

i want it to have an amd phenom x6 1100t, modular power supply around 850W, a radeon 6950 or gtx 570-580, 8 gigs RAM and a nice air cooler like a thermal take v6 gt or noctua dh14 and the case would be like a mid tower or xion predator 970.

Why do I need to download saints row 2 if I have the CD?

I only have a certain amount of gigs I can use of broadband, and I can not use anymore, so I bought the CD version of saints row on PC and now it's asking me to download the whole entire game. It never explained this on the box that I had to download it, can some one please explain?

I have hemorrhoids and I'm constipated?

I'm only 13 and I have an internal hemorrhoid in my colon. How do I get rid of this? And it interferes with me excreting my waste. It feels like I'm constipated, so it's hard for me to poop, ha ha. My hemorrhoid doesn't hurt or burn, well, sometimes it does. Mostly it's calm. How do I treat this? Please help? When I push, you can see the hemorrhoid from my colon. It's so embarrassing. =(

Cancer or Hemorrhoids?

So yesterday I had diarrhea and a upset stomach. I pooped about 4-5 times. The first 4 were normal looking. So the 5th time, Blood came out, bright red blood. I took 2 doses of pepto bismol. Now today I pooped again, and it was really dark green, and i noticed red bright blood again. But then I went again, and no blood came out, and it was just dark green. What could be wrong?

Help with computer. Exp people please?

Your best bet maybe to switch out the processor - not as hard as it may sound - check out a href="http://www.pricewatch.com." rel="nofollow"http://www.pricewatch.com./a You will need to know the form factor of the motherboard (socket type) to find a suitable upgrade. You can also consider upgrading the motherboard also - will need to know the case size to find a replacement. Been a while since I switched out processors, hope it helps.

Rate the start of my story?

Those names just ruined it for me. They made me laugh out loud, and I doubt that was the effect you wanted.

Preperation colonoscopy?

Since we weren't there it's anybody's guess. Did you have a Double Contrast Barium Enema? Usually that leaves enough of an impression you shouldn't forget it.

Can I go to boot camp with hemorrhoids?

I have a minor hemorrhoid and a little over a month to ship to Parris Island. Will I be sent home for this? What can I do to get rid of it? Mind you the hemorrhoid is External...

ATI Graphics Card Help?

No, you're not above what they want. The 9500GT is a low end card and slower than both listed there. Your CPU is much slower than the recommended requirements. The Athlon 64 x2 is old, outdated, and far slower clock-for-clock than what they've listed. You want to run it on max with no issues? Get a new computer.

I have commitment issues. Please help?

I have seen this fear involving relationships, jobs, moving, etc.. You can not grow until you try. Give it a shot. You have absolutely nothing to worry about. "Into each life a little rain must fall" is the quote. However, without the rain we can not grow. Take a chance and you will be happy that you did.

Poll : what are some bands on your ipod/ mp3?

Im always looking for new bands im in to all forms of rock and metal and cuz I've got a 32 gig iPod touch and am only using a bit under 16 gigs I've got room so list as many bands as you want the more the better

What's the plural of platypus?

There is no universally agreed plural of "platypus" in the English language. Scientists generally use "platypuses" or simply "platypus". Colloquially the term "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is technically incorrect and a form of pseudo-Latin; the correct Greek plural would be "platypodes".

What graphics card is better?

The TI most definitely. Video Ram isn't the deciding factor to determine performance. As long as your game at 1080p and under you won't hit your vram(video ram) limit. You'll get 15-20% performance increase with the TI

My computer randomly freezes when i am in a game.?

I have to open up task manager and when it goes to desktop i have to click the game again. i tried reinstalling the game 3 times and i tried reinstalling my grapichs card driver. i recently just had a 1 tb hardrive in and just got 6 gigs of memory. any ideas?

What are some good songs to show off with?

I always liked "We are the Herps" by the Bojangles crew. Another good song to play if you are into really radical rock is "Ferris Wheel I Love Thee" by Poison. Man those cats really know how to rock. It'll win your woman back in no time. Rock on!!!

Hemorrhoids or something to worry about?

I had trouble going to the bathroom through out the day and I went a little tiny bit, but when I went at about 11pm, there was blood on my toilet paper. When I looked in the toilet there was nothing but pure, bright red blood. It startled me because I never hurt or anything. Im still really scared about it. My mom said they was hemorrhoids. Its now 12:38am and blood is still coming out of my anus. Not bad, but not a little bit either. Could someone please explain whats happening and when it will go away?

Piles are Doctors not intrested?........?

Please don't keep going back to your doctor and swapping doctors around. It is the same as saying you do not trust the advice of two of them in your GP practice. Believe what you are told, and take something like Dulco-ease to soften faeces. The bleeding is caused by hard stools scraping past the piles. Leave it at least six weeks before going back and asking for further advice.

Do hemorrhoids get worse day by day?

Hemorrhoids from my experience come in waves you will have a few days of no pain and then a few days of discomfort. If you would like to get rid of then for good check out the link in the source.

Teen Birthday cakes? 14th birthdayy.?

something fun you can do at home if you don't want to spend a lot of money on a cake but still want something unique and cool is making a rainbow cake! i've used the same recipe and make cupcakes and theyre really neat.

What size psu should I be using for running two Radeon HD 6850's in crossfire mode?

I was told 1k watts but i see some people running 850 watts. System will be a Intel Core I 7 2600k with 8 gig 1600 mhz ram. But I dont wanna just skim by on power. Thanks

Hemorrhoids/Piles, doctors not interested?...?

Did you tell your new doctor it's been there for over six weeks? I wouldn't take his word for it. Get a third opinion.

Will i be okay if i don't get a colonoscopy? please read 10 pnts best answer?

i am 33 years old and had pancreatitis recently. when i went to the doc for abdominal pain, they did a quick rectal exam. the test was positive for blood. the weird thing is, there is no blood that I see when i pass a stool ever. for a few months before my pancreas acted up, i was constipated. this constipation thing is something that runs in my family, but no cancers. Some times i would have to push really hard to go. sometimes if i pushed too hard, i would see a little pink on the napkin. after my bout with pancreatitis, i change my diet to high fiber and low fats. i no longer drink or smoke. that has helped a lot and it is easier to go to the bath room. i have not seen the pink residue on the napkin since. it seems like i had some hemorrhoids. i am getting a ct scan of my abdoman in about a month to see what the cause of my pancreatits is. i have so much debt already. i really can't afford anymore. I will get medical treatment as needed. but i really want to avoid unnessecary expences. my gastro doc even said the chances of me having something in my colon is slim to none. he is more concerned with me pancreas, than my rectum. of course they have to recommend it ifr there is blood in your stool.

I need you to decide, was I bullying this kid?

Okay, so I'm a girl, and I recently gOt in trouble with my friend because we were apparently "bullying" this guy. Now, the guy was an ex boyfriend of a girl I was previously friends with, and in like march she broke up with him, and he always was mean and said she was ugly and had no chance with her new boyfriend. He also was just mean in general and got his friends to be mean to her. Alot of this occurred in march. The thing with her new boyfriend happened in early may. Now, back when this was just starting in march, I began to hate him. I had some problems with him that were eventually settled out. In the middle of April, he became mean again to my friend and he always stared at me, and when he did I made a face back. Then, one day he wore all plaid so I called him a platypus and he laughed so I thought it was alright. One day in English, he and his friend sat in front of my friend and I and they were bein loud, so I asked my teacher if they could move so we could work and he said alright. I told them to move and stuck my tongue out jokingly. The guy who i was having issues with kinda stomped away and the teacher confronted him. The guy told him about the platypus thing and the staring thing and the thing where I stuck my tongue out. My teacher got all pissy and called me in the hall and like told me I was being a bully, and he wouldn't even allow me to tell my side of the story. Then, he told me I have a lunch detention for the rest of school (2 weeks) and I don't think it's very fair. Give me your opinion, was I being a bully?

Hemorrhoids??? Please help?

So about a year ago I had a surgery on my foot, that left me in bed for a good 3 weeks. When I finally got out of my bed I noticed that my butt itched a lot! I kinda ignored it but its lasted over a year and now it almost unbearable. After reading about hemorrhoid im pretty sure thats the problem. I examined and It looks like I have 2,... I v used creams, tucks,suppositories, ect... everything you can get over the counter. I dont like creams or gels because it seems like they never dry...anytime there is any moisture down there i feel this burning itching.... its unbearable sometimes. I eat plenty of fiber, and have a normal stool. Im not sure what to do. I dont want to go to the doctor. I called in seeing if they could just send in a prescription for me, and they want me to come in. What can I do from home?